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Re: My next life

Svitlana » 25 січня 2011, 18:36

No and no, but thanks for the tip. :verygood:

Re: My next life

Volodya » 24 січня 2011, 09:17

Are you a producer of this movie - "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (2008).
It's almost the same story, maybe just without orgasm :gigle:
Have you seen it - Ланка не веде на інформацію про фільм (прим Адміна)

My next life

Svitlana » 12 березня 2007, 16:24

My Next Life


I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like Conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...



You finish off as an orgasm.

Yeah, that works.

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